Please pardon my naiveté, but being that it's 2014, I just erroneously assumed there were certain matters that we as a society had long-since laid to rest, chief among those being the notion of White Jesus.
Yet there I was sitting in a movie theater, eating popcorn and drinking an orange Coke, watching trailers, when Boom, there he is, in all his Brad Pitt-like chiseled Euro features ... White Jesus! healing lepers, kickin' knowledge, being a martyr, and hitting all the Son of God highlights.
The scientific community already settled this issue. And if that's not good enough, the Evans family settled the issue back in 1974!
See for yourself: